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nostrich:

Secret’s out: Surprise dinner party starting up in this hizzy in about 40 minutes for Heather’s birthday, to which ten of her friends have been secretly invited.

Best husband ever strikes again!

I don’t know this man, but he has doomed himself to a comedic mishap by calling himself the ‘best husband ever’. Trust me, I know these things. I’m a writer, we know cliche.
03:24 pm, BY yalborap[17 notes]

  1. yalborap reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    man, but he has doomed himself...a comedic mishap by calling himself the ‘best
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